Erotic Treatments

Please see below my wide range of treatments I offer to my clients.

The clinic offers overnight stays with your own private accommodation, a candlelit dinner with Matron and a continental breakfast.

For the client who does not require an overnight stay, then a minimum of two hourly appointments are available.

Private parking is available at the clinic. I do however personally meet and greet from Newquay airport and Bodmin Parkway railway station if requested.

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Available Erotic Treatments

Colonic Hydrotherapy

Colonic Hydrotherapy or colonic irrigation is a gentle internal bath using warm purified water that can help to eliminate stored faecal matter, mucus and toxic substances from the colon.  Additional benefits from colonic hydrotherapy can often be observed throughout the body in the form of clearer skin, more energy and mental clarity, fewer headaches, immune and weight problems often improving amongst many other positive side-effects.  Each treatment uses a sealed disposable colonic kit.

I personally recommend having this treatment if anal pleasure is to be on the menu as an empty rectum enables you to relax without the thought of an accident in that department.

Enemas

An enema is a gentle introduction of warm water or saline into the rectum either by gravity bag, Higginson’s pump, enema bulb or Bardex-Style inflatable double bulb system which inflates inside the rectum and the other bulb is inflated outside the anus.  This gives the sensation of fullness even before the solution has started being pumped.   Release and removal of the pump and your retention are governed by Matron.

Masturbation

Electronically or by the gentleness of the human touch.

Serious KT Milking Machine

This is a former agricultural milking machine and is designed in the U.K. Its purpose is for tease and denial and the milker can be used for a considerable time to stimulate and tease your penis.

A constantly lubricated silicon tube is connected by a regular sucking sensation. The non-stop flow of lubricant, combined with varying degrees of vacuum suction means that there is, in theory, no limit to the length of time you can be treated to this pleasurable device.

Electrotherapy

Tens Machine

( Transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation ) A method of pain relief involving the use of a mild electrical current. The pads are attached directly to your skin and when the machine is switched on, small electrical impulses are delivered and a tingling sensation is felt and the intensity depends upon Matrons mood on the day of your treatment.

Galvanic

Involves the use of electrical currents consisting of positive and negative ions to refresh, stimulate and rejuvenate the penis.

Violet wands

Violet wands high-frequency machines function by using a glass high-frequency electrode which comes in many different shapes and sizes to treat various contours of the face and body although my interest in always below the waist. Commonly used in BDSM though erotic sensation play. When the electrode is applied to the surface of the skin, a mild electrical current passes through the neon gas filled electrode causing it to submit a subtle glow and buzzing noise. This is a mild treatment whilst the machine is functioning on a low setting but Matron`s hand does tend to hover around the machine settings.

Electrolysis

Electrolysis involves passing an electrical current through a hair follicle which damages the follicle and prevents new growth. An ultra-thin steel needle is inserted into the targeted hair follicle. An electrical current passes through the probe killing the hair. I suggest you resist shaving/waxing your pubic region if you require this painful treatment.

Vacuum Suction

An electrical procedure using suction. A glass vontose is placed on the skin creating a suction which stimulates lymphatic circulation and increases the arterial and Venus blood circulation bringing oxygen and nutrients to the skin tissues and also an enjoyable erection.

E Stim Electro Box

This clever little box converts sounds (Matron’s voice ) into powerful electrostimulation whilst attached to the genitals. Intensity is increased by the raising or lowering of my voice, therefore, patients are advised to be on their best behaviour.

Folsom PSG Max

This is not for the faint-hearted. The hard-core heavy duty electro box for when you have reached the limits of the Tens machine.

Eros Tek (Toy Torture)

There is so much to say about this machine that I suggest you google it and decide if you are man enough to try it out whilst at the clinic. I have only ever had two gents that have taken the dial up to its maximum of 99.

Catheters

Inserted into your penis through the urethra and into the bladder. Great care is taken with insertion and the highest standard of hygiene is maintained. Catheters vary in size and all are disposable. This can be a painful experience so a gentle approach is taken with insertion and withdrawal of the soft silicone catheter. Matron prefers if the penis is flaccid during this treatment.

Anal Dilation/Invasion

Is encouraged by the use of various implements and the human hand.

Mummification

Bandages or industrial cling film are used.

Corrective Therapy

A variety of implements applied to cause instant erythema.

Bondage – BDSM

Erotic bondage takes place in the gynaecological chair or on the medical plinth.

Waxing

For the gentlemen who prefer a hairless appearance, I offer a hot waxing treatment. It is very effective for hair removal but also very painful.

I hate the description back, sack and crack and much prefer “genital hair removal in the pubic region”. Soothing gels are applied to the mentioned area to prevent tears. Exfoliation is required before and after treatment to prevent ingrowing hairs. The result lasts between 3 – 6 weeks before you pluck up the courage to do it all over again.

Relaxation Therapy

Aromatherapy

Hot Stone Massage

G5 Mechanical body massage machine

I also use this device on the penis to encourage climax. It is also excellent for gentlemen who have had prostate removal

Manicure (Hands)

Pedicure (Feet)

A Thermal full body wrap

Extremely relaxing

As Matron of the Cottage Clinic, I maintain very high standards and as you are solely in my charge I expect my patients to be well presented and clean.

No illegal substances of any kind will be tolerated on the premises and this includes Amyl Nitrate.

Matron’s qualifications:

I.T.E.C.   |   C.I.B.T.A.C.   |   I.H.B.C.   |   C & G   |   C.I.D.E.S.C.O.   |   U.K. HOLISTICS

Matron can be contacted by email or telephone and there is also the enquiry form below.

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